Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

AIDS

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

penis. nuff said.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Pain Olympics.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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