my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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