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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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The cream, it is coming

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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YOU

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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