A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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