A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Your big dick.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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