- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Canadians

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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