Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

FUCK YOU

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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