What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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