- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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