- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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