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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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