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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

NASCAR being considered a sport.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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