- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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