- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

knock knock come in !

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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