- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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