- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

dat shoe shine tho

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

"Knock knock" Come in!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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