What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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