Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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