A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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dallen loves penis

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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