- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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