what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

The child was fired from his job.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Please ignore this statement.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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