Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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