- Anti Joke

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.