- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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