- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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