Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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