It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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