why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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