Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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your face is kinda funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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