Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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