hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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