What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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women rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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