What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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The child was fired from his job.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Anti Joke

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