Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

salad days!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

XD Jackass.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Anti Joke

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