Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Corn Muffins

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Anti Joke

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