- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

knock knock come in !

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Sarah Palin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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