- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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