Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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