- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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