- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

dat shoe shine tho

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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