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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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