Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Hey Shea

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Poop

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Anti Joke

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