- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

i'm hard

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A fat guy!

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Robin, get in the car, please.

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