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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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