- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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