What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

every cloud has a silver lining

an emo girl walked into a white room

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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