- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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