What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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