- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

A guy walks into a bar

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How old are you? 7

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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