I will create more jobs for americans

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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