- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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