do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Womans baksetball...

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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