Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

SHUT UP JP

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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