- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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