- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Brain fart

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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