- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

The child was fired from his job.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Vagina cream... end of story

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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