Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Where's my baby??

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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