What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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