Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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