Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

I'm homeless.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...