Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

knock knock... ...no answer

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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