What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A women left the kitchen.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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regoereiorgiorehgijreirehrfjirgjirejgruirehgrghehiiehaoiwpo;lkswpokewqoifgoieqjgiubtfoewfiir K.O

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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