- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

dyslexic's Untie

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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