- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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