- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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