What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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