What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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this website is a bad joke

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Massie is a fatass

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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