- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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