Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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