why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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i dont fisish anythi

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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