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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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woman's rights

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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