Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

all these jokes are horrible now

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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