Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why can't february march Because april may

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...