- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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