This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

God is real.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

I'm homeless.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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