- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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