My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Corn Muffins

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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