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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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