Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Cheese

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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The New York Giants

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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