- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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