- Anti Joke

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin