What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

say it ten times fast: oh

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Anti Joke

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