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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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