- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

why did you poop because you are a poop

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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