- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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