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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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