- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

A hill billy went fishing

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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