What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Gus's mom

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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