H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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