- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

The cream, it is coming

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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