- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

i like it in the mouth

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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