your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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