A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Pain Olympics.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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