- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

hola said the chinese man

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

your face is kinda funny

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