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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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