Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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