A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Once upon a time a was born

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

why are balck people black because they are

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

He--Hey guys

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

penis. nuff said.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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