- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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