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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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