Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Today is March 22.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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