A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Japan

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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