- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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