- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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