- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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