Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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dallen loves penis

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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