- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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