Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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