Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Anti Joke

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