Boxing on Boxing Day

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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