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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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