What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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rent a cops

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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