I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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