why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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