- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I like school Said no one ever.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

My spelling is horrible

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

No your aunties a joke

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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