- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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