What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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