What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

thumb_up thumb_down -2

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -4

it was all Tagart

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops