- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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