- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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