- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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