A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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