How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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bangers and mash?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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