- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

An Asian with a big dick.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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