- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Robin, get in the car!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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