- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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