The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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