A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A house comes around the corner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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