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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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