ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Rylan Clark

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

How old are you? 7

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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