- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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