Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Go away still nothing to see

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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