Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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