What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A woman walks into a bar.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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