- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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