- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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