- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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