What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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