A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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