A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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