how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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