- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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