Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Actually it was me Josh brown

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

HELLO EVERYONE

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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