- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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