Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What would Muhammed do?

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like if your cool

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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