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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

9/11

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Your big dick.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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