A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Women's Rights

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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