- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Tucker Rivera

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

angelo snyder is not ga

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Take part of what?

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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