- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

an american walks out of a strip club.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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