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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

I have read the terms and conditions

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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