- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

homosexual rights to marriage

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

a blind man walks into a wall

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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