Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Anti Joke

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