- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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