- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

your mom was so fat that she died.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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