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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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