- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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