What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

There was a chicken. It squarked.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

HEY!

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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