- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Indians

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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