- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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