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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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