Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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