Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

this website is a bad joke

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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