Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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