Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Women's rights

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