Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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