- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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