What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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