- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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