Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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