Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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