- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Your mom.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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