How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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