- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Potassium? K.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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