- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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