- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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