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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*