- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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