Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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