Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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