- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

One, two, three, four and five

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Robin get in the batmobile!

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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