What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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you gay?

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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