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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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