Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's just not right? Left

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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