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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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