- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

human centipede

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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