- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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