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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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