What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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