- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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