- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

So a bar walks into a man...

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How you know when dislextic

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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