- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

If you just read this, You're dead.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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