- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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