- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

This isn't funny.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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