A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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