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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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