- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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