- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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