Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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