A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Balls

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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Walnut

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Anti Joke

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