- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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