- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

So a bar walks into a man...

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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