- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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