It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Eric is gay Ha

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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