- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

So a bar walks into a man...

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

alert('The Game')

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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