Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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why dont they make black forks

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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womans rights...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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