- Anti Joke

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

hi penis ham telephone

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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