did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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