- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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