A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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