whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Anti Joke

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