- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

You know what's funny? Rape

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why dont they make black forks

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