What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Beka has AIDS

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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