2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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