How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

this website is a bad joke

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Actually it was me Josh brown

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Matt is a Duster!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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