What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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